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Friday May12th, 2006
Dad: Finish you breakfast.
T: No thank you.
Dad: Finish your breakfast honey!
T: I’m full dad.
Dad: Finish you breakfast and I’ll let you pick your birthday gift.
T: Anything I want?
Dad: You can ask for anything within reason.
T: Like what?
Dad: First you eat your omelet. I’m going to cut this big piece of omelet to pieces and you shall eat 5 pieces of them.
T: FIVE PIECES?
Dad: Yes, five pieces.
T: How about two pieces?
Dad: How about six pieces?
T: How about four pieces dad?
Dad: Six pieces, and that’s it. Eat these six pieces and you get to pick your birthday gift.
T: Can I pick a toy?
Dad: No toys. Begin eating.
T: Actually, I don’t want any toys.
Dad: Good.
T: Look dad five more.
Dad: Let me know when you’re done.
T: I’m full dad.
Dad: EAT!
T: Okay, Okay. I’m almost done.
Dad: Good. Then, you get to pick a gift.
T: I know what I want.
Dad: Okay.
T: I want another daddy.
Dad: Another daddy?
T: Yes. I want another Bahram.
Dad: What’s wrong with this one?
T: Nothing dad. I want one more of you.
Dad: You do? What for?
T: So he can spend time with me.
Dad: I do spend time with you. Do I not?
T: If I have two of you then you spend more time with me.
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